As of March 1, 2011, I am an occasional contributor to IHateTheMedia.com... just because I like the place so much, and they asked, and I was flattered that they asked, and I'm a sucker for flattery.
(Plus they bribed me with a nifty IHateTheMedia coffee mug.)

May 2, 2012
Possibly the funniest climate photo ever

"British climate alarmists said drought was 'inevitable' this spring..."

May 1, 2012
Canadian auto bailout cost $474,000 per GM employee

"It wasn’t just the U.S. government that wasted money on auto bailouts in 2009..."

May 1, 2012
What’s up with women lately?

"We just finished talking about the Chinese woman who killed a man by squeezing his testicles..."

May 1, 2012
James Hansen to block Warren Buffet’s coal trains

"Who do we root for in this one?"

April 30, 2012
Believe it or not, Dan Rather still thinks the Bush memos are real

"Never mind that they were printed in a Microsoft Word font that didn’t exist yet..."

April 28, 2012
TSA screener asks 79-year-old if she’s wearing a sanitary napkin

"When she answered no, he announced loudly..."

April 28, 2012
Royal Society publishes new “People and the planet report"

"Surprise, surprise, they want developed countries to consume less..."

April 25, 2012
Obama’s EPA experimented on human guinea pigs

"This story is a microcosm of what happens to government under liberals..."

April 24, 2012
The naked judge of Detroit

"Meet Wayne County 3rd Circuit Court Judge Wade McCree..."

April 24, 2012
Gaia inventor admits to being alarmist about climate

"In 2006 James Lovelock said..."

April 23, 2012
What if they held an Earth Day and nobody showed up?

"In Washington, D.C., they were expecting tens of thousands of people..."

April 23, 2012
This is knot funny

"A 27-year-old actor in Brazil accidentally hung himself..."

April 22, 2012
Starbucks gets the bugs out

"To please vegetarian customers who objected to having crushed cochineal beetles..."

April 20, 2012
The statistics are in – 100% of men who get pregnant end up divorced

"Thomas Beatie, the female-to-male transsexual who had a baby after legally becoming a man..."

April 8, 2012
Obama campaign paying for ads on Brietbart.com?

"This might be a sign that Obama is getting desperate..."

April 6, 2012
Palin beats Couric in head-to-head ratings contest

"On Tuesday, Sarah Palin was guest-hosting the Today show..."

April 5, 2012
Polar bear survey says bears are doing fine

"So much for the global warming doomsayers..."

April 5, 2012
Victim of scrotum attack taken to Ball Memorial Hospital

"Now why isn’t THIS considered a hate crime?"

April 3, 2012
Russian spy was close to member of Obama inner circle

"Since they don’t mention the name of the official dilly-dallying with Anna, one wonders..."

April 1, 2012
Disney Epcot sacrifices fat villains to political correctness

"The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance objected..."

March 30, 2012
Professor accidentally validates the science of phrenology

"We know, we know, it’s a strange headline, but look at that crazy face..."

March 29, 2012
Iranian female ninjas sue Reuters

"IHTM readers used to be fascinated by Muammar Gaddafi’s virgin bodyguards..."

March 25, 2012
Trayvon Martin’s doctored hoodie photo

"Why do you suppose the media did this? They took a legitimate photo..."

March 23, 2012
WARNING: Your gag reflex might engage

"Especially if you loved Captain America as a kid..."

March 19, 2012
Mayor Bloomberg turns down food donated to homeless people

"The mayor’s food dictators are afraid donated food might be too salty..."

March 16, 2012
GPS directs Japanese tourists into ocean

"The GPS said drive into the ocean... so they did."

March 16, 2012
Geographically challenged president doesn’t know where he is

"He gave a shout-out to the mayor of Petersburg..."

March 15, 2012
Obama misquotes another Republican

"This time it’s Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th president, dead for 120 years..."

March 15, 2012
Elementary school principal renames St. Patrick’s Day

"In an attempt to appease the gods of political correctness..."

March 14, 2012
Wilt Chamberlain had nothing on Jocko Besne

"Wilt claimed to have had sex with 20,000 women, but Jocko..."

March 13, 2012
Oops, estimated cost of Obamacare doubles

"According to the CBO, not only is it twice as expensive..."

March 13, 2012
Collection of Obama rudeness

"Who can watch this man in action and contemplate voting for his reelection?"

March 9, 2012
New “affordable” government lightbulb costs $50

"It’s a mystery why so many of us lack trust in the government..."

March 8, 2012
Switzerland wants its gold back

"Supposedly the gold is in the basement of the New York Federal Reserve..."

March 7, 2012
Apparently there was a military coup and nobody told Congress

"The number of times Pannetta has taken an oath to uphold the consitution..."

March 7, 2012
Socialized healthcare = end of individual liberty

"In the UK, if you want a hip replacement..."

March 7, 2012
School apologizes for shouting “USA! USA!” at basketball game

"Somehow, some way, the school district decided that..."

March 6, 2012
Orator-in-chief says “uhh” 96 times in 5 minutes

"Meanwhile, the other guy, Benjamin Netanyahu, speaks clearly and eloquently..."

March 4, 2012
The face of the mortgage crisis?

"This couple has used liberal bleeding-heart legislation..."

February 25, 2012
Hogs gone wild in Islamabad

"If you don’t get a chuckle out of the idea..."

February 23, 2012
Italian physicists can’t decide whether neutrinos travelled faster than light

"They ran into three problems..."

February 23, 2012
Gas prices too high? Don’t worry, Obama has a new idea: ALGAE!

"If we can figure out how to make energy out of that, we’ll be doing alright..."

February 21, 2012
Magic Johnson launches new TV network

"The new channel is called 'Aspire.' A better name would be 'Conspire'..."

February 19, 2012
Test tube hamburgers will be here in 8 months

"LISTEN TO ME, HATCHER! YOU GOTTA TELL ‘EM! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!"

February 16, 2012
Pentagon consultant says Eisenhower met with alien

"The former consultant claims President Eisenhower set up the meeting telepathically..."

February 14, 2012
Study says electric cars dirtier than gasoline cars

"And the study only looked at air pollution..."

February 10, 2012
Turns out cats really do make you crazy

"According to scientists, felines harbor a parasite that commandeers your brain cells..."

February 7, 2012
BBC to staff: don’t call al-Qaeda preacher an “extremist”

"That sounds too much like a “value judgment” and everybody knows the BBC doesn’t have values..."

February 5, 2012
Iran makes it official

"In such troubling times, isn’t it reassuring that Barry Obama... is in charge?"

February 3, 2012
Tourette’s-like syndrome sweeps through rural New York town

"Finally, a possible explanation for the behavior of Anthony Weiner..."

January 31, 2012
So how’s Michelle Obama doing on that childhood obesity thing?

"...oops, the kids are just as fat."

January 22, 2012
Radical feminist refuses to admit son is a boy

"She gave him a gender-neutral name..."

January 20, 2012
Could SOPA violate freedom of religion?

"Wednesday was SOPA blackout day and Thursday the FBI raided and shut down Megaupload, so WWIII is clearly underway..."

January 18, 2012
Socialized medicine wants your brain

"Britain’s National Institutes of Health in Dorset has been caught removing children’s brains..."

January 17, 2012
So THAT’S why Harry Reid is still in Washington!

"Turns out the city has a law that protects rats..."

November 16, 2011
North Korea now open to tourists

"But if you want to eat, bring your own food..."

November 6, 2011
Why does Keith “Muslim Brotherhood” Ellison want to outlaw voter identification?

"Maybe some of those Somali cab drivers at the Mineapolis airport are having trouble voting..."

October 21, 2011
Solyndra to hold bankruptcy auction – taxpayers won’t see a dime

"Thanks to our genius Department of Energy Secretary, Steven Chu..."

October 14, 2011
Lanny Davis wants Republicans to stop picking on Eric Holder

"In step with recent anti-bullying campaigns across the nation..."

October 10, 2011
Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) says government regulations CREATE jobs

"No kidding, that’s what he thinks."

October 1, 2011
Al Sharpton and the free $500 stimulus checks

"All you have to do is give Al’s National Action Network your name, address, birth date, and social security number. Identity theft? Don’t be paranoid!"

September 15, 2011
Tiny Japanese robot will attempt Ironman Triathlon in Hawaii

"Afterward, the tiny little robot will get drunk and plug into the first friendly receptacle he sees..."

September 15, 2011
Trio of Democrats wants to eliminate debt ceiling because it’s dangerous

"One of the three is Hank Johnson, the guy who thought Guam might tip over..."

September 15, 2011
Henry Waxman says Jews are only going Republican because “they want to protect their wealth”

"Which brings up an interesting philosophical question: can a Jewish congressman be anti-Semitic?"

September 11, 2011
Too much lamb, not enough lion

"Ten years ago, at the “Prayer for America” after the 9/11 terrorist attacks, only one lonely Armenian clergyman had the courage to speak the words, “Jesus Christ.”"

September 1, 2011
Sick irony: Libyan rebels backed by black U.S. president massacring blacks

"Didn’t Obama say we were bombing Libya to protect innocent civilians?"

August 31, 2011
Panel of scholars reviews facts, says Jefferson did NOT father Sally Hemings’ children

"But bureaucrats at Monticello insist that a “consensus” of historians feels otherwise. There’s that word again. “Consensus” is starting to be a synonym for “stupid.”"

August 30, 2011
Small town printing its own money to fight austerity

"Hey, the Obama Administration did the same thing – they called it Quantitative Easing 1 and Quantitative Easing 2."

August 30, 2011
Darwinists’ Dilemma

"How can they maintain their facade of being open-minded and scientific while silencing all scientific debate? It’s a $110,000 conundrum, and as usual with liberal conundrums, taxpayers have to pay for it."

August 30, 2011
Don’t worry about the gas mileage – they don’t actually drive that bus anywhere

"That big black bus we bought for Obama? The one they call “The Beast?” They don’t actually drive it to the president’s campaign stops – they fly it there, then he jumps aboard and rides in it from the airport."

August 29, 2011
Wisconsin Labor Day parade says, “No Republicans allowed"

"Those tolerant, all-inclusive, open-minded Democrats strike again."

August 29, 2011
Just perfect: Another Ivy League professor to save the economy

"Obama nominates Princeton University’s Alan Krueger to be the new chairman of the White House Council of Economic Advisers. His credentials include the wildly successful Obama tax incentives designed to encourage higher employment, and the “Cash for Clunkers” program."

August 29, 2011
Global Warming causes mental illness!

"We always knew there was a correlation, but didn’t they get the headline backward?"

August 28, 2011
Global Warming strikes again – Mosquitoes disappearing in Africa

"Oh, the woes of Global Warming! Scientists say climate change has killed off so many African mosquitoes that researchers can’t test their drugs in some areas… because there are no children left with malaria."

On August 28, 2011, IHTM changed their format. No more short articles – now it's merely a bold headline followed by one or two sentences of snarky comment. But it's still fun, and I still contribute.

August 14, 2011
Duck down under

"Morning television news fare in the United States is so bland and politically correct, it’s a wonder any of us manages to wake up and get to work. Ann Curry talking about the debt limit? Al Roker warning us about global warming during a summer heat wave? Puh-leeze. That’s why it’s good to watch foreign news teams in action every so often, just to show us what’s possible..."

July 19, 2011
Damn, we hope the Republicans are learning something in Minnesota

"Republicans in Minnesota gave Democrats (actually, they’re called Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party members in Minnesota, for some odd reason) a two-punch knockout combo that offers Republicans in Washington, D.C., a roadmap for how to win the budget battle against Obama..."

April 26, 2011
Where the wild things are not

"In the IHTM tradition of never missing an opportunity to run a story about scantily-clad women, we bring you breaking news from Lead, South Dakota..."

April 23, 2011
Yes, you really can make that certain part of the male anatomy longer

"Leave it to the Italians to research the important stuff. To hell with military lasers, quantum computers, electric cars, and stemcell breakthroughs – Marco Orderda and Paolo Gontero of the University of Turin did a meta-study on penis enlargement techniques."

April 20, 2011
Gettin’ out while the gettin’s good: Huckabee alligator leaps fence and escapes

"Political pundits are furiously analyzing the tactical repercussions to Mike Huckabee’s presidential aspirations after a nine foot alligator escaped from the Gov. Mike Huckabee Delta Rivers Nature Center in Pine Bluff, Arkansas."

April 19, 2011
Shocker: Roger Ebert didn’t like Atlas Shrugged

"Why can’t liberal journalists be honest? If they believe in a specific brand of political philosophy, that’s fine, but shouldn’t they stick to facts when making their case?"

April 13, 2011
Bobby Ghosh and Chuck Todd: Ignorance x ignorance = another typical day at MSNBC

"Many people wonder why mainstream journalists seem to be at war with Western civilization. Now we have the answer. Turns out they aren’t fighting the Judeo-Christian worldview – they simply don’t have a clue what “Judeo-Christian” means."

March 1, 2011
Noted California climate expert says it’s getting colder, not warmer

"Okay, he’s not really a scientist per se, but he does have a solid reputation for predicting the weather. Meet Mojave Max, a 34-year-old desert tortoise who lives in Palm Desert, California..."