Toothless arguments
Date: August 31st 2012
Toothless arguments
[J.P.'s Moment of Common Sense on Broad View, KBZZ 1270 AM and 96.1 FM in Reno. Listen to Broad View live Saturdays at 2:00 PM Pacific Time.]
I lost my four front teeth last week, so this might be a broadcasting first: a man without teeth talking on the radio. I only mention this so you don’t think crazed hillbilly militiamen have taken over the radio station.
Actually, it wasn’t teeth that I lost, but rather an appliance that pretended to be teeth and did a mighty poor job of it. It was a cheap bridge and I’m glad it’s finally gone. I broke it into pieces trying to eat corn on the cob so I blame the whole thing on President Obama. It’s like this: if he would take all of the corn crop to make ethanol instead of only half the corn crop, I’d still have teeth because...
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