The oddness of days five and six
Date: March 27th 2011
The oddness of days five and six
“And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life…”I don’t believe in Darwinism. Along with my suspicion that something is amiss with Barack Obama’s birth certificate, this places me outside the friendly circle of mutually-enabling nincompoops who gather on college campuses and call themselves intellectuals.
And I’m fine with that. In fact, whenever I suffer from self-doubt, I look in the mirror, flick my hair back like Kevin Bacon, and say out loud, “Hey, at least you’re not an intellectual.” Rallies me every time.
In June of 2009 I tried to express my problem with Darwinism by reciting the numbers – number of species, number of mutations resulting in speciation required to make those species, number that best describes Halle Berry (10) as she walks out of the ocean in that James Bond movie, stuff like that – and thought I did a fair job...
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