Polar bear attack
Date: October 11th 2010
Polar bear attack
In September of 1994, Alvah Simon motored his 36-foot sailboat into a place few people have heard of, visited, or even noticed on a map – a place called Tay Bay. To give you an idea of where this place is, start in Michigan and go straight north into Canada, straight north across Canada to Hudson Bay, straight north across Hudson Bay to Baffin Island, straight north across Baffin Island to Eclipse Sound, and finally straight north across Eclipse Sound to a little island called Baylot Island.That’s where Tay Bay is, on the west side of Baylot, which in the Inuit language means Too Cold To Pee Without Freezing Your… actually I don’t speak Inuit. I’m just guessing.
Tay Bay isn’t the North Pole, but it’s close enough to trade Sunday brunch invitations with Santa Claus, watch the northern lights by looking south, and share a backyard fence with Superman’s Fortress of Solitude...
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