Reno traffic court
Date: February 7th 2010
Reno traffic court
A couple days before Christmas, during a blizzard, I was pulled over by the Washoe County Canine Unit and given a traffic citation.
Yeah, that’s right, the Canine Unit got me. Go figure. There were two human officers and two dog officers in the police cruiser that pulled me over, and it was all I could do to resist asking which of the four thought I was driving poorly.
While two of the officers relieved themselves on the shoulder of the road, one of the officers – a female, but notice my self-discipline here with regard to any play on words involving female dogs – approached my car.
“Do you know why I stopped you, sir?”
“You thought I had dog biscuits in the back seat? Heh heh. That was a joke, not an attempt to bribe you.”
“Are you implying that I look like I crave dog biscuits?”
Sometimes you know the instant you meet somebody that it’s not going to be a good relationship...
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